Marduk was a sissy-boy sonovahoor
Ya know, just when the Internet has lulled you into a false sense of security -- that is, you think you can find ANYTHING on it -- it lets you down and kicks you in the nuts.  In other words, I cannot find Ancient Sumerian phonetic spellings OR the cuneiform text for "Bite my camel's ass, loser."  Or for  "May that goat-fucking president's dick shrivel up and fall off,"  either.

Also missing in action: the REALLY interesting words we want to know, like "bastard," "son of a whore," "shithead," and that staple of the human race, "[Insert favorite deity here] dammit."

My protagonist shall have to choose something more prosaic and less colorful.  Woe.